var quote = new Array(30);
quote[0] = ""All generalizations are false, including this one."
Dwight D. Eisenhower";
quote[1] = ""At any other time, Friend Hopkinson, I would lend to thee freely; but not now, for thee seems to be out of thy right senses."
Benjamin Franklin";
quote[2] = ""Calling a furball a sandwich does not make it so."
Sterling Wolfe";
quote[3] = ""Darling. Those eyes. Like a puzzled cow."
Agatha Christie";
quote[4] = ""Her sense of direction is as bad as mine... If I ever married her and we had a child, it'd probably get lost in the birth canal."
Michael Sullivan";
quote[5] = ""I knew something was wrong the moment you bit my nose."
Ashleigh Brilliant";
quote[6] = ""I live inside a shell that is inside a wall that is inside a fort that is inside a tunnel that is under the sea... where I am safe from you. If you really loved me, you'd find me."
Jules Feiffer";
quote[7] = ""I think of him as any other disease. I've had him, I'm over him, I'm immune to him."
Doris Day in "Pillow Talk"";
quote[8] = ""I wouldn't advise you to insult a Scorpio. It's just not healthy."
Linda Goodman";
quote[9] = ""I'm not old. I'm marinating."
K. Mancuso";
quote[10] = ""If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it."
W.C. Fields";
quote[11] = ""If this is love, I'll take spaghetti."
Ellen Conford";
quote[12] = ""It's that Absolute Reason dropped dead here last night at 11 PM."
Henrik Ibsen";
quote[13] = ""Le ciel est blue comme un orange."
unknown";
quote[14] = ""Mediocre minds think alike."
"Moonlighting"";
quote[15] = ""My trivia is an invitation to be friends."
Hugh Prather";
quote[16] = ""Nothing complicates life like the truth."
Cathy Guisewite";
quote[17] = ""Pity the past must rise to plague the present."
Martha Grimes";
quote[18] = ""Sometimes... too much of something is just as bad as not enough, and then the pain is just like hunger... strange as it seems."
Elizabeth Swados";
quote[19] = ""The pain lasted at least twelve minutes, which is the actually recorded duration of genuine pain. Everything over twelve minutes is self-indulgence and pointless attempts to make the first twelve minutes seem important."
Harlan Ellison";
quote[20] = ""The truth shall make you free - but first it shall make you miserable."
unknown";
quote[21] = ""There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
Dick Cavett";
quote[22] = ""This is terrible news! Do you actually intend to kill your enemies? Can't you just speak sternly to them?"
Tim Rice";
quote[23] = ""We are not free. And the sky can fall on our heads. And the theatre exists first to teach us that..."
Antonin Artaud";
quote[24] = ""Writing about music is like dancing about architecture."
unknown";
quote[25] = ""You are obviously caught between a rock, a hard place, and a squishy meatball sandwich."
M. Anderson";
quote[26] = ""You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
Steven Wright";
quote[27] = ""You like to dive into the swimming pool of life without checking to see if there's any water. I, on the other hand, check for water, a lifeguard, test for algae - then dip a toe in and call it a day."
"Perfect Strangers"";
quote[28] = ""I'm not stupid enough to look for a happy ending. I'd settle for a promising middle."
Neil Simon";
quote[29] = ""If you're interested in establishing a friendship, let's begin the negotiations."
Ashleigh Brilliant";
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